princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

(via communistbakery)

ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

(via french)

“Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.”
— (via deadlyvibes)

(via fake-mermaid)

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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(via iwasrepeals)

following-rons-butterflies:


Writing an essay

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Finishing the essay

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Turning the essay in

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omg this is perfect

(via speckulati0n)

investings:

If i hand you my phone to look at a picture, don’t start swiping. Don’t look at my pictures from last week. Don’t look through my text messages. Just look at the picture. No one invited you to take a tour.

(via legalwifi)

  • Parents: be yourself
  • Me: -is self-
  • Parents: wait no

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

(via guy)

confirmance:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

(via confirmance)

kawaiithulhu:

fucking hell this cat knows how to throw a party

(via guy)

uhmeliamay:

Insert passive aggressive text post here

(via asvprock)

deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

(via yelled)