I suck at texting unless:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(via refreshes)

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

(via laughbitches)

thechamberofsecrets:

earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them

(via laughbitches)

driscolldriscollrockandroll:

hooray for the ladies

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who are using their fame

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to get shit done

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(not intended to be a complete list)

(via toothpast)

canadumb:

i wonder how many 11 year olds are getting iphones this christmas 

(via officialwhitegirls)

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via fake-mermaid)

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

(via bunsen)

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

(via trust)

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

maddishly:

mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you

(via stand)

twitturds:

save yourself and dont be in a friend group of three

(via strangeparkings)

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

(via whoredinarygirl)

foxnewsofficial:

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results

(via greed)